onlyconsultingcriminal:

fucking group projects man

Athletes train and eat, they don’t exercise and diet.

Phil Stevens

(take that, nutrition professor)

(Source: missbarslammer, via fithealthyfuture)

fornicating:

Cindy Clark, a Pennsylvania-based dog breeder decided to share these images of her then 3-month-old nephew with a few 3-week-old French bulldog puppies.

me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok

Done with moody, angry, sassy, rude, self-centered humans.

image

At least for tonight. Gtfo with your negative vibes.

(Source: aheartthatworks)

themyriadreviews:

Extol have joined Facedown Records to release their first full length since 2005’s The Blueprint Dives. You can here a new single titled “Open the Gates” here!

just so good. love, love, love it.

nevver:

The Inferno, Gustave Doré

nevver:

The Inferno, Gustave Doré

We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on Instagram. Technology has doomed the spontaneity of adventure and we’re helping destroy it every time we Google, check-in, and hashtag.

Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore (via eleventhplace)

(Source: her0inchic, via underage-thinking)

hhhhhhhhhhhelen:


we’re soarin’
flyin’
there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

omfg

hhhhhhhhhhhelen:

we’re soarin’

flyin’

there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

omfg

(Source: mrchocolatebear, via underage-thinking)

crystalited:

zombiebondage:

this pretty much sums up my entire writers block notebook 

lovely handwriting

crystalited:

zombiebondage:

this pretty much sums up my entire writers block notebook 

lovely handwriting

(via thefirecat)

(Source: Spotify)